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	<description>sincerity is the new sarcasm</description>
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		<itunes:summary>sincerity is the new sarcasm</itunes:summary>
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		<title>I&#8217;m on a roll.  Somebody stop me!</title>
		<link>http://nothingclever.org/2008/08/04/im-on-a-roll-somebody-stop-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:42:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[the future's all yours, you lousy bicycles]]></category>

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		<title>Topical humor!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[they could surrender to us]]></category>

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		<title>Dead Air, Episode 8: I hope my family doesn&#8217;t listen to this.</title>
		<link>http://nothingclever.org/2008/06/13/dead-air-episode-8-i-hope-my-family-doesnt-listen-to-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In this, the 8th episode of our critically unknown podcast, we respond to listener comments.  We also establish our official stances on GHB, GHWB, and vodka tonics.
Please keep that feedback coming in.  If you like the intro and outro music, check out The Pentacles, who will be playing at The Stork Club in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this, the 8th episode of our critically unknown podcast, we respond to listener comments.  We also establish our official stances on GHB, GHWB, and vodka tonics.</p>
<p>Please keep that feedback coming in.  If you like the intro and outro music, check out <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thepentacles">The Pentacles</a>, who will be playing at The Stork Club in Oakland this Saturday (June 14th).</p>
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Please keep that feedback coming in.  If you like the intro and outro music, check out The Pentacles, who will be playing at The Stork Club in Oakland this Saturday (June 14th).</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Dead Air, Episode 7:  Rosemary&#8217;s Baby</title>
		<link>http://nothingclever.org/2008/06/01/dead-air-episode-7-rosemarys-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In the 7th Episode of our podcast:
-we decide on a name, cast
-Hector tells China off
-Hector describes his coat of arms (we&#8217;ll get a link as soon as he scans it in)
-Billy and Sean talk about water balloon fights
-we establish our official stance on GWB
Eugene Mirman videos: anti-drug PSA, sex tips
If you&#8217;re listening to this, please [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the 7th Episode of our podcast:<br />
-we decide on a name, cast<br />
-Hector tells China off<br />
-Hector describes his coat of arms (we&#8217;ll get a link as soon as he scans it in)<br />
-Billy and Sean talk about water balloon fights<br />
-we establish our official stance on GWB</p>
<p>Eugene Mirman videos: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=a_AV7ghU5ZQ">anti-drug PSA</a>, <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=1jAbZduMXFY">sex tips</a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re listening to this, please comment here or send an email to tell us how you heard about the podcast and what you like/dislike about it.  We&#8217;d like to do this more regularly, but we need encouragement.  It&#8217;d be fun even if we didn&#8217;t have an audience, but an audience definitely helps.</p>
<p>As always, thanks to <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thepentacles">The Pentacles</a> for our intro and outro music.</p>
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-we decide on a name, cast
-Hector tells China off
-Hector describes his coat of arms (we'll get a link as ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In the 7th Episode of our podcast:
-we decide on a name, cast
-Hector tells China off
-Hector describes his coat of arms (we'll get a link as soon as he scans it in)
-Billy and Sean talk about water balloon fights
-we establish our official stance on GWB

Eugene Mirman videos: anti-drug PSA, sex tips

If you're listening to this, please comment here or send an email to tell us how you heard about the podcast and what you like/dislike about it.  We'd like to do this more regularly, but we need encouragement.  It'd be fun even if we didn't have an audience, but an audience definitely helps.

As always, thanks to The Pentacles for our intro and outro music.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Correspond with us!</title>
		<link>http://nothingclever.org/2008/03/14/correspond-with-us/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingclever.org/2008/03/14/correspond-with-us/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[the rest of the world wears bifocals]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We need input.  Names, topics, questions, likes, dislikes, suggestions.  Leave a comment on the site, or send an email to podcast at nothingclever dot org.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We need input.  Names, topics, questions, likes, dislikes, suggestions.  Leave a comment on the site, or send an email to podcast at nothingclever dot org.</p>
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		<title>Unnamed nothingclever.org podcast, Episode 5</title>
		<link>http://nothingclever.org/2008/03/14/unnamed-nothingcleverorg-podcast-episode-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[billy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dave]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hector]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sean]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the 5th installment of our award-winning podcast, Sean joins us as we dry out and try to be a little less&#8230; offensive.  We discuss Darfur, The Wire, and vagina dentata.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the 5th installment of our award-winning podcast, Sean joins us as we dry out and try to be a little less&#8230; offensive.  We discuss Darfur, <em>The Wire</em>, and <em>vagina dentata</em>.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In the 5th installment of our award-winning podcast, Sean joins us as we dry out and try to be a little less... offensive.  We ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In the 5th installment of our award-winning podcast, Sean joins us as we dry out and try to be a little less... offensive.  We discuss Darfur, The Wire, and vagina dentata.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Unnamed nothingclever.org podcast, Episode 4</title>
		<link>http://nothingclever.org/2008/02/11/unnamed-nothingcleverorg-podcast-episode-4/</link>
		<comments>http://nothingclever.org/2008/02/11/unnamed-nothingcleverorg-podcast-episode-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dead Air]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[billy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dave]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hector]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the fourth installment of our podcast, we introduce ourselves, discuss the army and alpacas, and systematically offend anyone who might be interested in listening to us.  If you didn&#8217;t already have a reason to dislike Billy, Dave, Hector, or Richard, you&#8217;ll find one here.  Please let us know what we should call [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the fourth installment of our podcast, we introduce ourselves, discuss the army and alpacas, and systematically offend anyone who might be interested in listening to us.  If you didn&#8217;t already have a reason to dislike Billy, Dave, Hector, or Richard, you&#8217;ll find one here.  Please let us know what we should call the podcast, and what, if anything, we should change about the format.</p>
<p>Hector&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental">homeland</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hector">namesake</a>.<br />
I can&#8217;t find Alpaca Monthly, but there are tons of <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS243US243&#038;q=alpaca+magazine&#038;btnG=Search">alpaca magazines</a>.<br />
Stephen Hawking <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking">is British</a>, Dave.<br />
<a href="http://www.threadless.com/">Threadless</a> and <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/">shirt.woot</a> make great shirts.</p>
<p>The intro and outro music were provided by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thepentacles">The Pentacles</a>.</p>
<p>Please leave comments and suggestions here, or email podcast at nothingclever.org.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In the fourth installment of our podcast, we introduce ourselves, discuss the army and alpacas, and systematically offend anyone who might be interested in listening ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In the fourth installment of our podcast, we introduce ourselves, discuss the army and alpacas, and systematically offend anyone who might be interested in listening to us.  If you didn't already have a reason to dislike Billy, Dave, Hector, or Richard, you'll find one here.  Please let us know what we should call the podcast, and what, if anything, we should change about the format.

Hector's homeland and namesake.
I can't find Alpaca Monthly, but there are tons of alpaca magazines.
Stephen Hawking is British, Dave.
Threadless and shirt.woot make great shirts.

The intro and outro music were provided by The Pentacles.

Please leave comments and suggestions here, or email podcast at nothingclever.org.</itunes:summary>
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